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Ever since I got adopted from the Animal Rescue League I've been running. I just gotta keep moving. I will lie down wherever is warm, and that's usually one of my owner's laps. I can play all day and all night -- but I choose to sleep most of the time since my companions bore me!

Well all talk and no play makes kitty bored -- so gotta go! Smart-aleck human, do you ask why both pictures of me above show me in a chair? Well that's because that's MY chair that has more HAIR than on my body and hence you must pay homage to my shrine, you know?